by Ghost Snake Killa April 7, 2022
Get the Hippopotamus mug.An over sized dinosaur-like pig creature. Hippopotami live in African rivers, but also frequent the lush woodlands of Africa. They have a rough, tough outer skin layer that some say resembles the scales of a reptile and many rows of sharp, pointy teeth that they use to eviscerate each other for exclusive rights to rough, rowdy Hippo sex.
Their primary contribution to the environment is taking shits in the river, but the natives of Africa could easily take on this job, making these ugly fuckers basically redundant and useless.
Their primary contribution to the environment is taking shits in the river, but the natives of Africa could easily take on this job, making these ugly fuckers basically redundant and useless.
Yo watch out for that badass Hippopotamus, he'll eviscerate you.
I'm not too worried, it's just a fat pig, it can't catch me.
I'm not too worried, it's just a fat pig, it can't catch me.
by Megaloman March 10, 2008
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by Dorismorris March 4, 2011
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by The Strippopotamus October 20, 2014
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your walking out the bar with your and a couple of friends and you see a girl on the sidewalk knees all blody heels broken on one shoe and hair a mess. your friend john says damn this girl is fuuuuuuuuuuucked up and your friend mark says yea shes a slopopotamus the sloppiest of sloptarts.
by ass assasin March 8, 2011
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Jeff: Hey man, check out my new coat...it's all orange and shiny shilver.
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