Strippopotamus 

The token fat girl at the strip club

Me: Dude, check your six.

Taylor: The wild strippopotamus is shoving its fat rolls into that poor mans face!

Me: Looks like he's enjoying it...Although I can't see his face. I didn't know they made G-Strings in XXXL.

Taylor: It's Louisiana bro, sizes start at XL.

Me: Oh! Look man! Check out the size of its FUPA.

Strippopotamus by The Strippopotamus October 20, 2014

Trippopotamus 

A hippopotamus that is tripping on psychadelic drugs such as LSD or Pscillocibin mushrooms. They commonly reference "trippin' balls" and "Grateful Dead laser shows".

I took mushrooms at the Bassnectar concert with a Trippopotamus that kept telling me about the Grateful Dead laser show he watched last week.

Trippopotamus by Jewboy, Beeeeen, and Mel Mel March 4, 2010

sippopotamus 

An individual who sips on their drink for an unnecessary amount of time.

Lauren has had that drink for an hour! She is such a sippopotamus.

sippopotamus by flammy2010 April 24, 2010

Snippopotamus

Snippy person who sarcastic and pissy.

She was a Snippopotamus when she responded to the person with snippy, sarcasm.

Snippopotamus by Digitaldiva December 1, 2014