Samuel

A Samuel is that High School crush you never told anyone about but you still run into an infuriating amount of times after you graduate.

They’re athletic and some of the smartest guys you’ll ever meet, but more importantly are genuine and stand up for what is right even when it isn’t the popular option. They work hard in silence and let their success make noise, yet always remain humbled by the process.

Everyone who meets a Samuel describes him as a “stand up guy” who is good at most everything he puts his heart into. They often have a strange assortment of talents and can’t stay still for long. Despite their attractive and intimidating exterior, they still enjoy soft things and do their fair share of dumb shit when they think no one else is watching. Ironically, that just makes people love them more.

Overall, a Samuel is the type of guy that you either love, want to love, or want to be.

“Who was that guy you were talking to in the elevator?”
“Oh, Samuel? We had a class together.”

by AndI— March 19, 2020

Samuel

A nice caring guy, who will accept you for who you are, He is easy to be around and he would never do anything to hurt your feelings. he is constantly horsing around and doesn't give a crap about school.

"that guy was so nice, he must be a Samuel"

by persuaden October 23, 2017

Microsoft Flight Simulator X

A flight simulator, developed in October of 2006.

Eats alot of computer resources, needs powerful computer to run.

Guy: Hey, I just got Microsoft Flight Simulator X. I can fly military planes and stuff!
Person: Cool. Whats your FPS?
Guy: Eh.....12...

by pieguy124 March 30, 2009

Tower delay simulator

BELOW NATURAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL

Guy: Hey dude tds is updating in a few weeks!
A few weeks later
Guy: bruh tower delay simulator

by Totally not BelowNatural August 21, 2021

samuel lane

albino man whore whomst prays on younger women, preferably year 8 or 9 girls.

aaahh samuel lane touch me

by Roblox King 69 February 27, 2019

Samuel Strecha

Samuel Strecha (Salvatore Phoenix) is a personality from Central Europe often pretending to be a human being. His actions are abstract and so is his existence. Incomprehensible creature.

“Hi, are the Samuel Strecha??”
“Vymy slki daa podla mna.”
“Wow.”

by ERIX_ March 24, 2021

Simuljack

“Si-mule-jack” A juxtaposition of simultaneous and jack off. The act of jacking off oneself and the person next to them. If the receiving party does not reciprocate, they are enjoying a “lazy neighbor.”

With his cock in one hand and Adam’s in the other, Jon was delivering a classic simuljack.

by Snarfer97 April 13, 2021