Sift

To put flour through a sieve in order to separate the fine from the coarse particles.

Now we sift the flour,and mix it with the warm water,mixed with salt,sugar,olive oil, and knead it until it becomes a dough.

by BlackPohatu October 23, 2016

Software Engineer

A person who is rejected by the Engineering community, due to a dispute over whether software engineering is really engineering, despite the fact that software engineers don't purely write code and actually are taught other aspects of engineering.

John (Mech Eng): Hey Jim, what do you do for a living?
Jim: I'm a software engineer.
John: Nerd!
Jim: Yeah? Well this nerd wrote the program for the flight computer of the aircraft you are designing, as well as the program you used to design it. Lazy ass.
John: Meehheeh fucker. *Aside* (Dude I wish I make as much as he does. All these stupid fucking problems I did and all I get for it is to be made fun of by a rather sexy man actually.)

by LUENGSTUDENT March 23, 2011

proprietary software

Software that is not free software or semi-free software (the same thing as free software except that it can only be used for non-profit things).

Windows is an example of proprietary software.

by a thing June 26, 2005

Entertainment Software Ruining Bitches

A group of retarded parents that started a retarded group just because they think a 13 year old can't handle rated M games. One day, Bungie, Rockstar, and IGN will sue them all together for ruining their games. They even changed the rating of Oblivion from T to M. They must be murdered.

16 year old: hi can I buy this game?
clerk: are you 17?
16 year old: no, but I'm only 1 minute away from getting 17.
clerk: I'm sorry but only 17 year olds can buy this game. ESRB said so.
16 year old: FUCK ESRB! (takes flamethrower and burns all members of Entertainment software ruining bitches).

by Coomberta March 16, 2009

propaganda sifter

A Television, but can also be used to define anything that spoonfeeds media to the masses.

Fox News on the propaganda sifter just mentioned that Bush is one of the greatest presidents the US has ever had.

by Noir July 15, 2006

software

The parts of a computer that can't be kicked, but ironicly deserve it most.

"Fucking Windows is the crappiest piece of software ever created!"

by proud2deviate February 1, 2004

download software

...once again another term for pooping

"I'll be with you folks in a moment I have to download software".

by Jannasauras Rex April 2, 2005