substantitive

A bastardization of the word "substantive." Spoken by people who failed English class in high school.

I think we really had a substantitive debate tonight with Donald Trump not being in attendance. -Senator Rand Paul

by districtcraig October 14, 2016

Sistahoe

Multiple females 3 or more in love with same the same guy at the same time. And each will fight for the right to be his. This player makes each girl feel like there the one.

Person 1 Damn did you hear Mike got two of his sistahoes pregnant?

#2 Whoa.....do they know about each other?

#1 I dont know I think so lol

by Im 5280 Tiny March 21, 2020

la siesta

when extremely hammered, you take a quick nap at the bar, and quickly recover when awakened

Hey, is Brian ok?" "Yeah, he is in la siesta mode, just wake him up and buy him another shot. and ask if he can pick us up on the quad.

by TWSawesome August 4, 2010

sista

(n.) A female friend, that is more than one's best friend.

"You are more than that, your my sista."
-Holla Sista
Word Sista

by Emiley February 24, 2004

supa sista

Noun. A supa sista is a woman who works hard on her marriage, raising her children, and pursuing her dreams. A supa sista blogs relentlessly and doesn't mind sharing dirty secrets, recipes, and sex tips.

It takes a real supa sista to work three jobs and raise two kids.
Myshell Tabu is a supa sista.

by supasista November 18, 2009

Sistahs before Mistahs

The female version of Bros Before Hoes. The unwritten law that female friends come before the male friends.

Jeannie: Why are you not coming to the party again?
Laurie: 'Cuz I met this sweet dude the other night.
Jeannie: <shaking head sadly> Sistahs before Mistahs, girl.

by SJB July 29, 2008

substantial abundance of wiener

A term used to describe lot of guys in the same place; a sausage fest.

Phil: "What a rockin' club! Time to get my groove on!"
Matt: "Uh...I don't know man...there seems to be a substantial abundance of weiner in this joint."
Phil: "Whatever, I'm gonna go dance with that HOT girl over there!"
Matt: "No no wait dude, that's a..."
(Phil goes over to the "girl")
Phil: "You must be from Tennessee because there's a mirror in your pocket."
'Girl' (deep voice): "Just come here bitch!"
Phil: "Hey baby that cell phone in your pocket keeps jabbing me...let me fix that for you...wait a minute...what the...OH SHIT!!!" (runs away)
Matt (laughs hysterically)
Phil: "Damn, come to think of it, it was a little suspicious with all those effeminate guys dancing to the Village People in leather jackets."
Matt: "You grabbed a transvestite's dick, man."

by Nick D February 18, 2005