Shelp

The first word Puddle of Gold knew when he emerged in the Garden of Eden. It meant everything and nothing.

Shelp

by Starlen Gold November 1, 2012

Schwelp

A creature from the depths of your nightmares. Starred in a youtube video. Has been known to have long pointy teeth, and his favorite melee weapon is "the claw," which he uses to rip peoples' insides out.*

Something that is generally psychotic can be described as schwelp-ish.

*He always is gleeful, and mirthful upon these occasions.

Your face looks like a schwelp.
This is schwelp music.

by Bobby Jobin February 8, 2010

Shweep

A sheep is when you twerk in front of your friend

Hey Benny. Let’s go shweep in front of Kyle.

by Calliemayorbie December 14, 2017

shweep

see example.............

Engineer with PCB problem: "I just can't figure this out."

John The Specialist:"You've definitely got a problem somewhere in the electronics."

Passerby Technician:"Shweep!"

by Dave March 9, 2005

Shelp

Special help

Person1: cats are evolved unicorns
Person2: yu need Shelp

by KSJSJSJ dk May 5, 2018

shweepie

A microscopic dick that is so small it should be burned off with a hot needle.

Hank's packing a shweepie in his slacks.

by DaBeav November 21, 2005

shwerp

1. Human or animal feces

2. Acronym for the Society of Human Waste Elimination and Recycling Professionals, a fictional (for now) organization dedicated to the study and engineering of you-know-what.

I stepped in a pile of shwerp down on Broadway.

by Unc. T March 27, 2012