Shelp

the descreet, or loud shreek/yelp you make when your shit hurts

"dude i could hear you shelp from the hallway"

"my shit hurt so bad I shelped a little"

by KG-of-319 January 04, 2010

Shelp

The first word Puddle of Gold knew when he emerged in the Garden of Eden. It meant everything and nothing.

Shelp

by Starlen Gold May 23, 2012

Shelp

Special help

Person1: cats are evolved unicorns
Person2: yu need Shelp

by KSJSJSJ dk February 10, 2018

shelp

shelp is an iconic gc on stan twt. shelp is another way of saying help. shell+help=shelp

SHELP omg hcybknkcg

u didn’t SHELP

by shelpclubno.1 October 21, 2020

shelp

A pseudo-acronym for SHut the HELL uP.

"Because I'm a proper lady: shelp!"

"Dude, shelp."

by gilbertnation December 25, 2013

Shelping

The act by a female of giving unsolicited advice despite the fact she has little or no knowledge of the topic about which she is advising. It is derived from the claim “SHE was only HELPING” and often proceeds mansplaining. At least one non-profit organization exists to help end shelping.

I was trying to focus on turning off the busted water line, but she wouldn't stop shelping so I could think straight.

by SeniorTravel.TV May 18, 2018

shelp

shelp is an iconic gc on stan twt. shelp is another way of saying help. shell+help=shelp

SHELP fdrfubinkm

u didn’t fdyvjnknjb SHELP

by shelpclubno.1 October 21, 2020