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Very much like welp but even more so. A mixture of sucks and welp. You don't choose when to use it - it chooses when it should be used.
Friend 1: So you didn't even get to see the movie?!?!
Friend 2: Nope - not at all :(
Friend 1: Swelp, feels bad bro
Swelp by SirPounce March 8, 2020
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From the root words "swell" and "welp", when you want to describe something is good but also convey resignation.
Crush: "I just got married!"
You: "Swelp."
Swelp by Intheright December 19, 2018
Related Words
Swelp Sweeps Sweeper sweeping sweepy shelp sweepstake swelbow selp Skelped
To touch someone inappropriately
So you can swelp me but I cant swelp you?”
Swelp by anonymous March 28, 2024

Senior Swell 

Lifting weights all the time during your high school senior year because you want to get ripped before going off to college
Stuart: "Hey man wanna come lift after school? I need to get big"

Andrew: "SENIOR SWELL"
Senior Swell by anwimasm April 8, 2012

all swell 

I’ll check-out the party and text you either ‘stay away’ or ‘all swell’.

Sweeping the Roof

A job Sweeping the Roof is a no show job. Essentially you don't have to go in because who's going to check or know if you've swept the roof.
My uncle Joey got me a job 9-5 sweeping the roof over on W 32nd Street.
Sweeping the Roof by Fcpcool August 29, 2019

clean sweep 

when you shit so clean you dont even have to wipe
"bro im in such a hurry but I HAVE to shit. Lets hope its a clean sweep!"

"bro I just took the smoothest shit ever. As soon as it came out I knew it was a clean sweep"
clean sweep by la nobleza March 27, 2019
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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