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land sharking

a girl spreads her arms acros a wall thrusting her ass in the opposite direction, while a guy in the other end of the room has his arms above his head, in the shape of a shark fin, humming the "jaws" theme song. Then as fast as he can he sprints to the other end of the room and pelvic thrusts his dick into her ass, hoping he doesn't miss.
by Jake Erenstoft August 16, 2006
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Sharking

Sharking is a theory developed to do with the coming on to a guy or girl. Sharks hunt alone and stay away from dolphins which are in packs. They have the killer instinct and so know how to seal the deal. The Basking shark is someone who is only learning the skills, the hammerhead is someone that goes in head first and yet still somehow manages to score. The great white is something of beauty, what they do is almost a vision to watch as they always get what they want, never get rejected and yet do it with finesse. Its something that can only be taught to a certain extent, everyone has the killer instinct, they just need to learn how to use it!!!
Heather is out sharking again, she's totally going to shark John tonight....poor guy isn't going to know what hit him!
by greatwhitesharker April 9, 2011
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sharking

when someone (usually a male), is pursuing someone of the opposite sex tirelessly
I stopped sharking a minute to get chips n drinks
by Crotch July 12, 2004
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shkanking

shkanking

skank-shanking

Sluty lesbians pleasuring eachother in prison with homemade dildos
dude shes totally gonna be doin some shkanking in the joint
by bootycall er27 July 21, 2010
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swanking

underwater wanking, dating back to medievil times, fisherman were known to relieve themselves while catching the days food supplies
"Hey arthur, I was swanking with Addison earlier & I spunked on a trouts face"
by uncle knobhead February 17, 2009
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Shwacking

After a Delicious Italian Dinner, I think I'm going to have myself a steamy session of Shwacking at home.
by Chassssjuam August 9, 2015
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Shanking

To shit and wank harmoniously
I can't believe how much I love shanking!
by Skippadd December 4, 2018
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