Sheathed Shandy

A handjob received while wearing a condom

Friend A: Hey did Josh smash last night?
Friend B: Nah, he only got a sheathed shandy
Friend: Ooh, poor guy.

by Yuri Gode March 28, 2017

shands

The toughest neighborhood in Virginia.Populated by absolute badass mofos.Located just off of HWY 58 in the asshole of Courtland. Courtland is an hour between Norfolk and Richmond in the 757.

Guy 1:I'm from the 804 where we ride our bikes around all day drinkin PBRs and smackin hos, where are you from?

Guy 2: I'm from Shands where we ride dirty in our paddle boats smackin fools with wiffle ball bats

Guy 1: Mother of god..

by MikeBrownsnumber1fan November 11, 2008

ShaanDSweat

When a person named "Shaan" decides to go sweat mode on his overpriced PC

Oh no guys! ShaanDSweat is cranking 90's and no scoped this default!

by Simaryeet July 10, 2021

shandling

noun.
The combination/shortening of the phrase "shipping and handling"

I can't believe the shandling on this product was $8.53!

by deathmuffin December 7, 2006

Shandrick

A mythical creature, much like a Leprechaun, ManBearPig or Obi-Wan Kenobi. Shandrick only appears once yearly between Christmas and New Years Eve in the Pacific Northwest, usually resulting in a massive gathering for celebration.

Did you go to Shandrick last night?

Dude, Shandrick was out of control...as usual...

Q: OMG! What happened to your face?
A: Shandrick

by The Tiz January 2, 2012

hand shandy

a wank

Oh Gladys Dont wait up for me I'm off for a hand shandy

by Leeny Burghers April 4, 2003

Shanden

Irish name meaning night. Not commonly spelled with an 'E'. Unisex name. Shanden's are usually very independent people. They are protective. They don't like to be bothered with people. Very sexual and great in the bedroom usually. Natural born liars and can get themselves out of anything really. Like to be argumenative and the leader.

Shanden is voted group leader because she has survival instinct.

Shanden can whoop some major ass if she gets mad enough.

by Reinee:) June 18, 2010