shmaffer

One who smells the stench of ass but throughly enjoys it, thus giving him an erection and causes him to stick his stiffy in a bowl of scolding hot velveeta cheese reducing the raging boner back to its natural flimsy state.

o man im really in the mood for another schmaffer.

by cahizzle September 15, 2004

Shaffer

A last name of a person, who is a bad ass motha fuker. Usually the people with this name have brown/brunnet hair,most are asian, they are great athelets (best a soccer (and make jv freshman year)). Shaffer's are extremely smart, and most of all can't ever keep it in their pants.

"Hey guys, look at that shaffer over there, hahah what a douche!Whats this?!?!?!?

by fyingdildomonkey November 11, 2010

shnafler

the feeling you get when a coconut is rammed up your ass and/or vagina

yo, that nigga ass hoe must have been shnaflered last night

by ¢¼Ben "Danger" Stubbins¢¼ March 4, 2007

shmaffle

Any substance spilt on clothing

"Jerry, you've got a bit of shmaffle on ur shirt there."

"I was eating a meat pie.. Next thing I notice is shmaffle all over my jeans."

"Dude, you've shmaffled the hell outta that shirt."

by Keegz April 13, 2008

Butt Shuffler

a gay man with a variety of sex partners to choose from.

Dude omar had sex with another guy last night, what a butt shuffler.

by Iswallowedsomevomit January 16, 2009

Swaffer

Seen in huge numbers August bank holiday weekend filling the streets of Clapham Common before, during and after SW4 festival. Definitely drunk, probably pilled up and likely to be from Essex. Average age of 24.

The female swaffer typically wears a face full of glitter And plastic gems.

‘Sorry I’m late Steve, it took me 3 hours to get from Clapham Common to Clapham North because of all the swaffers’

‘Who wants a swaffer sandwich?’

by Fionainlondon August 31, 2018

shaffner

the last name of a jackass fuck i know

i hate that fuckin shaffner

by jessina September 11, 2004