Shwasted

Beyond wasted, extremely fucked up.

Guy1. Dude, are you drunk?

Guy2. Naw man, I'm shwasted

by motocross king 1989 September 7, 2011

Shwaysty Face-ted

(SH-Way-STE Face-tid)

To be really, really, really, really, really, reaally, high.

"After hitting that triple hash bowl, I was Shwaysty Face-ted."

"You look Shwaysty Face-ted."

by FinShaggy October 31, 2011

Shwats

A long but thin dick opposite of a chode

My friend Jamey has a shwats

by Kill switch November 7, 2017

shwaddle

A stalking motion characterized by a combination of waddling and shuffling. Commonly used to describe the peculiar gait of androgynous Asian men.

Mick shwaddled toward Rebecca from across the room.

by Mick Hz February 21, 2013

shwadum

if something is good or crack
something that makes you happy, exstatic

Her head game is a shwadum.
two g's of haze for $6..... dats a shwadum!

by $3@]N[Y ]M[@(C January 14, 2009

shwasted

combination of shit faced and wasted. When someone is extremely inebriated.

When disscussion someone dancing on table with top off, "Man, that chick is SHWASTED!!"

by T*Dawn January 24, 2005

shwashztastic

a great and intense feeling of gayness

Colti had sex with a man and felt very shwashztastic.

by christian kosko May 16, 2008