face-ted

n. the act of getting shit faced, or faced, and wasted

Yep I'm getting face-ted tonight.

face-ted by Butters Budlightington February 13, 2010

Shwaysty Face-ted 

(SH-Way-STE Face-tid)

To be really, really, really, really, really, reaally, high.

"After hitting that triple hash bowl, I was Shwaysty Face-ted."

"You look Shwaysty Face-ted."

Shwaysty Face-ted by FinShaggy October 31, 2011

ted cruz face 

If you happen to uses Preparation H for vaginall lube.
Your child will look like senator Ted Cruz.

Why is your baby so fuckin Ugly?
Well that's what happens when you run out of KY. And your wife's pussy can't make it's own spit.
You get a baby with Ted Cruz Face.

ted cruz face by ImpalaPhil March 18, 2021

Slow faceted 

One who don't catch on as quickly as others .. motor running no driver. Wheels spinning no hampster.. honk the horn wind shield whippers come on.

Don't worry about him he's slow faceted

Slow faceted by Grandprairieballou June 7, 2017

Waste-Faceted

When you and your friends go to a huge ass party that consists of a very large quantity of alchohol, in which you drink as much of it as you can, therefore getting waste-faceted.

Dude i drank so much at the party that i was completely waste-faceted!!

Waste-Faceted by BenFoxUAddict September 8, 2010

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020