face-ted

n. the act of getting shit faced, or faced, and wasted

Yep I'm getting face-ted tonight.

by Butters Budlightington February 13, 2010

Shwaysty Face-ted

(SH-Way-STE Face-tid)

To be really, really, really, really, really, reaally, high.

"After hitting that triple hash bowl, I was Shwaysty Face-ted."

"You look Shwaysty Face-ted."

by FinShaggy October 31, 2011

ted cruz face

If you happen to uses Preparation H for vaginall lube.
Your child will look like senator Ted Cruz.

Why is your baby so fuckin Ugly?
Well that's what happens when you run out of KY. And your wife's pussy can't make it's own spit.
You get a baby with Ted Cruz Face.

by ImpalaPhil March 18, 2021

Slow faceted

One who don't catch on as quickly as others .. motor running no driver. Wheels spinning no hampster.. honk the horn wind shield whippers come on.

Don't worry about him he's slow faceted

by Grandprairieballou June 7, 2017

Waste-Faceted

When you and your friends go to a huge ass party that consists of a very large quantity of alchohol, in which you drink as much of it as you can, therefore getting waste-faceted.

Dude i drank so much at the party that i was completely waste-faceted!!

by BenFoxUAddict September 8, 2010