Shoite

A more British, more countryside, better version of the word shite and feels great saying it.

That new movie Boss Baby was a real piece of shoite

by VidPig March 12, 2018

Shtotally

Definitely. Absolutely. Swedish word for totally. Best used when coupled with other fake Swedish sounding words.

Nyah, my schoolgirl outfit is shtotally hawt.

by Team Asunder February 22, 2011

Shtootle

(verb): sh-TOOT-ul
to shoot.

Girl: Shwat you doing?
Boy: Playing Call of Duty: Black Ops.
Girl: Did you shtootle anyone yet?
Boy: Yes and i got a shpeatlecopter too!

by justiceshpeatle March 14, 2011

Shtoist

A combination of the word stoked with a minor accent (pronounced shtoked) and moist. Used to describe a high level of sexual arousal.

"bro that girl is so shtoist for you right now"

by Greatest latin lover October 13, 2011

SHOITE

A less intense way of saying SHIT to somebody. Goes unnoticed for a while, but soon they'll realize what it means.

Gril 1: Hey, that nard is such a SHOITE!
Gril 6: No, you're a SHOITE!

by an0nym0us3 December 4, 2017

Shoitov

The family of healers for the last 1016 years

If you call someone Shoitov it means you respect him/her

by Slimy Pumpkin January 10, 2018

shmoits

A piece of unwanted debris or other non-food particle that falls into food.

"Don't get any shmoits in your gefilte fish." Peter said.

by CheeseBisquets March 5, 2019