shkumphies

A term for STDs. Can also be used to describe someone who appears to have STDs.

"Aw man! The doctor told me I have shkumphies!"
"Oooh....that girl shkumphy."

by ShmegPatPat July 14, 2014

Shrumpling

When you go shracking in your pool and get stuck between the bars in your bed frame and drown.

he was a good man but shracking overcame him and now he is a victim to shrumpling.

by ajd7 August 15, 2019

Shumphser

A Shumphser is Used to Describe A moist Surface That isn’t made of Wood and hasn’t been wettened

Daimon:Damn Chris that surface sure was a Shumphser ,damn, it was to moist to eat on

Chris : wtf are you on a bout and what is a Shumphser

by That big fat daddy rat February 18, 2021

shrumpel

shrumpel (pronounced shrum-puhl) (both an adjective and noun): A mix of a shrimp and crumpet; often used to describe a piece of pastry that one does not find tasty, but does not want to embarrass or shade the host or hostess

You: That donut was quite shrumple. (in your head: I expected something better)
Host: Thank you?
(In this scenario the host has no idea what shrumple means so do not use this word if he does know this word)
Another example:
You: That shrumpel tasted terrible!
Friend: I know right?
(In this scenario you and your friend ate a literal shrimp crumpet.)

by Catlin368D October 12, 2021

shrump

Shrimp farts... Farts you get after having sushi

Boy... that sushi gave me the shrumps!

by Rick January 26, 2005

scrumph

play word for someone who's more than a friend, but who you're not going out with,

"aha, yeah but i'm fitter than you (;"
"how rude ;o! :)"
"i'm sorry scrumph, love you really"

by katie + emmy March 18, 2008

shumph

a diety

man you are like a shumph

by Anonymous October 7, 2003