Shrump

A buttery and Delicious delicacy from the Country of Stein. The Shrump is a shrimp that looks like Donald Trumps face.

We met up for dinner the other day and ate Shrumps.

by Alex Squegg December 9, 2016

shpuke

The act of vomitting while deffecating, or the need to do both at the same time, usually occurs while inebriated. An obvious compound of SHit and PUKE. "shpuked, shpuking"

I was dropping a deuce and had to puke, so I pinched off a loaf, turned around and puked in the toilet, making me puke again, just because of the smell.

I puked in your bathtub while sitting on the jon taking a crap.

by LeRoy Christian May 5, 2005

shlumbel

A jewish sounding word for dude. Say it when you want to be cool or just want to connect with a jewish teenage friend. Or don't.

Shlumbel as a noun. Hey, sup sup Shlumbel?!!

Shlumbel as a verb. I'm just shlumbelling along.

by apocalypto August 4, 2012

Shrumding

A name for a man with a small Ding

Shrumding is soo cool you guys.

by Crybo November 29, 2019

shlumptasha

Shlumptasha is a powerful Goddess which has cured cancer and many other diseases. Those who believe in Slumponwallz also pray to Shlumptasha. Thanks to (fatz ellie ary)

Boy: Yo ive been feeling sick lately.

Boy 2: Bro just pray to Shlumptasha shes a goddess who once you pray to she cures your pain.

by sillygoose400 July 19, 2021

Shlum

The act of chillin, loungin' , or doing nothing at all is to shlum

I would also call someone who is a 'hermit' a shlum

Rick - "Hey man what r u sayin?"
Pablo - "Not a whole lot just shlummin' it"

Mallen - "Look at you, you shlum"

Chris - "Goto school you shlum"

Chris - "Fuckin get a job, you shlum"

" Go out and do somethin and quit shlummin it!"

by Chris Danks April 11, 2008

shlumiel

a jewish nickname for a disorganized person who does not have it together.

Mendel is such a shlumiel, he keeps forgetting where he put his weed

by eden February 8, 2005