Shortcake Time

The moment when adults reminisce about how great Christmas was as a child but then immediately snap out of it and then understand that life is a cruel game intended to beat you to your knees and rob you of your soul. This disenchanting realization then propels the frustrated grown-up into a desperate struggle to have fun participating in the "same old, same old" go-to's such as attending lame holiday parties, wearing ugly sweaters, overeating, and drinking their faces off.

It's Christmas, and you know what that means. It's Shortcake Time. Yum yum yum, it's Shortcake Time.

by Sir William Brownbotton III December 4, 2017

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Shortcake

a nickname of one of the coolest people in the world

also including rainbow, gingersnapp, oreo, and chocolate chip

shortcake, from the irrisistble sweets, definately should be blonde

by <3Gingersnapp<3 January 28, 2009

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strawberry shortcaked

When you ejaculate on a womens face, then punch her in the face to give her a bloddy nose.

After bangimg Jenny, bill gave her a strawberry shortcaked

by Demonad123 April 21, 2018

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starwberry shortcake

A strawberry shortcake is actually when a man has sex with a woman on her period and pulls out to nut all over her vagina causing a whipped cream and strawberry effect. The barber pole is when a woman is going down on a guy and nuts on her face as he punches her in the nose. Also referred to as the candy cane.

I wasn't in the mood for sex, but my boyfriend suggested the strawberry shortcake, which enticed my sweet-tooth.

by marissa bauer April 2, 2005

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