Shmylan

Salty boiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii; upset Dylan

Dude, Dylan isn't Dylan anymore--he's Shmylan! Boi is he sallllllllty.

by poiface32 January 16, 2018

shmobile

When you whippin a car like a fucking boss

Damn ray you shmobile like a real nigga

by Tyler keeley September 23, 2018

shmobbin'

To move quickly or to perform a task with great vigor

I was shmobbin' this girls cha cha and her dad walked in so i shmobbed his poop shoot

by Jeremy - Dre - and Little Grantie(y) September 27, 2003

smyb

Short for "Show me your boobs". Sometimes seen on political forums, in feminism related threads.

Irate Feminazi poster: Women deserve equal pay for equal work!!

Response from male poster: smyb!

by Morri December 12, 2006

shmypical

where one holds tradition or does something according to his stereotype

shmyps pesh would try and talk to that chick
shmyps jonathon diddago
shmyps sciencle lady's breath stinks

her breath stinks, how shmypical

by s3xualbashb1rd May 17, 2017

Shmib

A dork or an extremely nerdy white person. Usually has very excelllent credit and wears fanny packs and sandals. Very frugal and is a stingy negotiator that makes no valid points.
Usually has to ask his wife if "it's ok" to purchase big ticket items.

This shmib came into the dealership trying to take $6,000 off a Kia Rio MSRP. What an asshole.

Fucking shmib at the Deli counter is trying to negotiate the price on a half a LB of smoked ham. What a Jew.

My shmib co worker refused to do a line of booga shooga with me because his wife might find out and be ashamed of him. What a faggot.

by Sand Fuck June 7, 2017

shmob

dartmouth college term for a mob of freshmen, often found walking around together during the first few weeks of school

"We must have had like a 20 person shmob walking down frat row during that first night of orientation"

by Abbeeeee January 5, 2007