4 definitions by Sand Fuck
A dork or an extremely nerdy white person. Usually has very excelllent credit and wears fanny packs and sandals. Very frugal and is a stingy negotiator that makes no valid points.
Usually has to ask his wife if "it's ok" to purchase big ticket items.
Usually has to ask his wife if "it's ok" to purchase big ticket items.
This shmib came into the dealership trying to take $6,000 off a Kia Rio MSRP. What an asshole.
Fucking shmib at the Deli counter is trying to negotiate the price on a half a LB of smoked ham. What a Jew.
My shmib co worker refused to do a line of booga shooga with me because his wife might find out and be ashamed of him. What a faggot.
Fucking shmib at the Deli counter is trying to negotiate the price on a half a LB of smoked ham. What a Jew.
My shmib co worker refused to do a line of booga shooga with me because his wife might find out and be ashamed of him. What a faggot.
by Sand Fuck June 7, 2017
A pheasant is an individual who has bad credit and is pretty much a piece of shit. Most pheasants have a distinct look to them, a mixture of a trendy homeless person and the face similar to Rodney Dangerfield's. A disgusting excuse of a human being. Most pheasants drive stick shift Honda Civics and don't shower often. A complete opposite of a shmib.
I just saw this fucking pheasant at Wawa steal a pack of gum.
Get out of here you fucking pheasant, I will not co-sign for your 2011 Mitsubishi Mirage.
Austin is such a fucking pheasant, I didn't even invite him to my BBQ and here is eating all my goddamn hamburgers.
Get out of here you fucking pheasant, I will not co-sign for your 2011 Mitsubishi Mirage.
Austin is such a fucking pheasant, I didn't even invite him to my BBQ and here is eating all my goddamn hamburgers.
by Sand Fuck June 7, 2017
A superior or an over-looker at a Kia dealership in a low income area. Some manglers are cool and laid back and some are nastier than a hornet. Manglers come in all shapes and sizes and tend to start more beef than minimize it.
Dude, the superior Mangler just made Charlie buy him a Redbull.
Can't get any work done with this fuckin Mangler breathing down my neck.
Can't get any work done with this fuckin Mangler breathing down my neck.
by Sand Fuck June 4, 2017
A geriatric wrinkly aggressive man who lurks around car dealerships and tries to molest and kidnap female sales associates. A complete opposite of an Armentrout.
by Sand Fuck June 1, 2017