Shmoofy

A derogatory nickname used to refer to a pedophilic individual. Commonly associated with a large bunda.

Dino - "Bro did you hear what happened at the party last night?"

Gamerguy579189 - "What happened?"

Dino - "This guy was being a shmoofy and touched Anand's bunda..."

Gamerguy579189 - "What a shmoofy"

by Yawnseef July 1, 2022

shmoof

All things good and wonderful in the world. Can be used for personal opinion of what is good.

Ahh! For the love of shmoof!
That is shmoof.

by Mello-kun August 8, 2007

smorfing

Smorfing requires a female corpse that is a day or two old, and a partner. One person tries to put their entire mouth around the vaginal area, but whether he attempts to seal it is his own choice. When he is ready, his partner puts great pressure (usually sudden) on the abdomen, and the other gets a good mouth/faceful of the stagnant fluids that have accumulated in the area.

Me and Hank were totally smorfing this chick, and I had the most foul taste in my mouth you could ever imagine, and that's when the cops burst in.

by Revchu March 24, 2004

Shmor

It is a word that can mean anything at all but it is mostly to describe someone. It is especially funny to use on someone that is retarded because they will try to decipher it for hours. When it is used to describe someone it is not bad or good but if it is used on someone you dislike it can be used with a negative connotation.

Oh Emmanual you shmor!
Come on your such a shmor.

by C. Ng & L. Runge January 6, 2008

Shmoof

A giraffe smacking another giraffe with its head, forcefully.

I totally just saw a giraffe shmoof another giraffe!!!

by saddam hussien II August 28, 2010

smorfing

Pronunciation: ˈsmȯr-fiŋ

Function: intransitive verb

To eject/discharge wax from the ear canal. Just as "number 1" and "number 2" are considered as a numerical reference to urination and defecation, smorfing is "number 12".

The walls of the cubicle would never be the same after William was smorfing on his break.

by Human Overth February 21, 2010

shmorg

to shmorg, to insert the penis between the big toe and the pointer toe of the female. Not to be used in a gay fassion. Only applicable if being videotaped by a midget.
Verb: Shmorging, or to shmorg

Dude, your shmorging is all over You tube.
I shmorged that hoe so hard I de-corned her.

by Landon Russell October 4, 2007