shmoney shrinkage

After spending a large quantity of your money, you’ll experience a Shmoney Shrinkage.

Seth: “Hey Peter how is college going?”
Peter: “Not to great, after paying for it I’m experiencing a major Shmoney Shrinkage

by FluxyBoiy August 14, 2019

shmonkey

A word used for describing a dinosaur/monkey creature.

AH! Look out! It's a shmonkey!

by Risa Anne May 18, 2006

shmonsole

A word used in conjuction with the word console as to describe the speakers discust of console gaming. Usually used when the speaker is primarilly concerned with PC gaming and the speaker could be considered a PC fanboy.

Console shmonsole, when does it come out on PC?

by Mattmaka9 April 28, 2005

Shmonster

Massive chode. Or penis that is extremely bigger in width(around) then it is in length.

Didn't ya hear? John has a amazing shmonster.

by john's-shmonster November 17, 2011

Shmong-Ding

To completely destroy your opponents hopes and dreams on the golf course

Man he is probably crying in the showers after the Shmong-Ding he got on the course today!.

by Tigers White Brother April 19, 2017

Shmongled

Absolutely toasted out of your mind, zonked even. Too baked too even comprehend what you’re doing or keep a thought process, you’re gonna seem pretty tired or just very dazed in this state, pretty chonged up if you will.

Did you smoke yesterday?
Yeah dude I was shmongled at Taco Bell.

by XwasteoidX September 2, 2020

shmoox

Sorry kid, cope harder. Absolute baboon mentalility. Take a shower. Gn kid. I'm staying winning and your staying losing.

"Hey, you ever seen that Ryan guy?"
"Yeah dude, he's an absolute fucking shmoox."

by EdibleAutism12 November 4, 2021