shmedium

1. an irregular size between small and medium.

2. a adjective referring to clothes that are too small.

what size is that, a shmedium?!

by Philly Flood July 9, 2006

shmece

1. a little bit of something
man, gimmie a shmece of yer sangwich.

2. ketamine
got any shmece?

hurtin for a shmece of vagina

by raptor rob May 30, 2006

SHMECKLE COPY MARK

When a fellow co-worker copies his man finger on the office copy machine and leaves a member print of himself on the glass.

"Wow we did not think that Stan would actually copy his dong on the copier!!!However there is a shmeckle copy mark still left there thanks Stan.

by Lilly31 August 11, 2006

Shmeckldorfed

To be tricked or bamboozled in the stupidest way.

Dude we totally got shmeckldorfed yesterday

by doucheNOdouche February 23, 2009

Shmea

A meaningless answer to a question or comment you may dissagree with, or may be said in the middle of (ex. moment of silence for a dead pet of your friend's mother's siter's brother's cousin)

this word also happens to be my favorite word

"Betty! We are not going to the mall!"

"SHMEA!!!"

by Bailz of Hay December 3, 2004

Shmeathead

Someone who is stupid and is always doing or saying some dumb shit

Originated in Manhattan Village Academy

This shmeathead Sydney took a shit in a park.

by The real point guard October 16, 2018

shmeater

Small penis.

I walked in and his shmeater was out.

by big_calebbarber May 13, 2019