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the purest and most rawest form of bullshit.
Maddie: Remember that day I had an eye infection and I kept squinting with my right eye? Well, he thought I winked at him and because of that, he considered us a couple and when I politely turned down his offer to go get some coffee with him and his mother, he told everyone I was a racist lesbian.
Kyrstin: That is straight hadda shmeal.
by thetinwomen March 3, 2011
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shmulik

in hebrew, the nickname for the male sexual organ. (also called: bulbul, zain, shmul, pinnes, lior narkis, mushon)
come sit on my shmulik (in russian: peshol nahuy)
by moshe simerotic March 13, 2005
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Shmuel

A Hebrew word meaning 'name of God' or 'God has heard,' Shmuel is equivalent to the English name Samuel. Shmuel appears in the Bible as the last of the Judges before the kingdom of Israel was founded.

Perhaps the best known use of this word in the West is as the name of the Jewish boy Bruno befriends in the book and movie "The Boy in the Striped Pajamas."
Example 1: "Samuel didn't have no time for Saul's shit."

Example 2:"I thought that Bruno and Shmuel's deaths were very tragic."
by Clever play on words Pseudonym January 13, 2018
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Shmuel

Male name, Hebrew in origin, a name derived from shěmū'ē'l (name of God, his name is God, or named after God).

A mysterious man, often associated with bats and/or religion(or striped pyjamas unfortunately).

Rough on the outside, seems cold and maybe even like a hard bitch and a rude dude, but deep down is a true softy.

Often likes animals, and cares deeply for people. He may come across as someone that can't stand people in general and might even refer to others as "humans", distancing himself, but when push comes to show; he truly cares and only wishes the best for everyone.

If you even meet a Shmuel, you better be prepared for a fight to become their friend, or run away while you have the chance. As Samuels aren't easy to befriend, they're still incredible fascinating, and if you're strong enough to get close to them, totally worth the fight for.
Ya big secret softy, you're being such a Shmuel right now!
by VikingDaddy January 20, 2020
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shmule

Another term for a disposable/cheap vape (juuls, kangs, bidis, etc)
Hey bro, cool if i tap your shmule before i dip out?
by ShamokinThunderclap69 January 27, 2022
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shmelton

when its hot and humid outside and your nutsack sticks to your inner thigh
WOW its hot i have a nansty ass freggin shmelton...
by brenden alley November 10, 2005
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shmegular

The Female version of being regular without being consider basic

Something you do all the time
Im just being regular shmegular like any other day
by Scorpionmisfit November 10, 2017
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