Shmeat Boye

Someone you are cool with but lowkey you know they have a small penis

Liam: Yooo shmeat boye
Person: Yo whats up man

by _Gabe15_ October 5, 2016

Sheat Shmear

The fecal stained portion of the back part of a toilet seat, usually a trapezoidal imprint from the butt crack of an obese person. The physics of how feces travels up the crack is best left a mystery...

I went to use the rest room and was forced to try a stall on another floor to avoid cleaning the 'sheat shmear' from the toilet.

by Elisecruz May 1, 2010

Shmeat

Slang term for dick

His shmeat was hard as fuck

by kylieg17 March 5, 2017

shmegegge

(Yiddish) baloney; hot air; nonsense; annoying person

Oi! Would you listen to Alex talk. What a shmegegge

by asekjflh October 13, 2009

saggy shmaggy

When you see a girl with a very, very hot body but her face looks like it is melting off......Kind of like Jasmine from Aladdin.

Damn look at that girl's ass id love to tap that besides i can use a bag to cover that saggy shmaggy.

by Ben Marksberry February 9, 2005

Shmeat

To have, small penis. Roughly no more then 3 inches. No more girth then 2 inches.

Danny has a serious case of shmeat.

by Rheptar. June 6, 2009

shmagoo

An ugly bitch who thinks that she is attractive, and can get away with things that good looking people can.

"Damn, those bitches you brought home last night were some fucking ugly shmagoos."

by BahDorty July 3, 2005