shmelton

when its hot and humid outside and your nutsack sticks to your inner thigh

WOW its hot i have a nansty ass freggin shmelton...

by brenden alley November 10, 2005

shmasty

To be extremely drunk...Wasted beyond all recognition.In order to be genuinely shmasty one must feel like shit the next morning.

I was so shmasty last night. We need to get shmasty later

by Tony Rivera April 5, 2008

shmalruss

a flying creature that looks like a walruss but it is not a walruss. a shmalruss has two long teeth and it wears a sombrero with polka dots on it. the shmalruss alsi has an elongaated body like a snake and its mating call is played via the nose flute

dude! i left my shmalruss in washington DC

by Sammy the shmalruss February 15, 2009

shmattas

Noun
Yiddish
1. a rag
2. anything shabby
3. (Clothing & Fashion) (modifier) clothes: a jocular use the shmatte trade

"Can I use that shmattas to clean this?"
"We're poor now so we must wear shmattas"
"That shmattas looks good on you!"

Another word for shmattas is shmatte

by TheCageByRuthMinskySender,3 August 16, 2011

schmaltin

term for a movie that's been historically over-rated by film critics.

"rebel without a cause" is a schmaltin - a real 4-star cringe-fest.

by nebiru100 December 21, 2011

Shoalton

Shoalton is a Titty Monster. Since he eats only blue footed boobies, peeing is the only way to keep him away from your JUNK!!
Shoalton will only turn gay at night. When he is gay he will steal makeup and clothes to put them up his butt. his best friend is Jimmy the rapist. If you approach the Titty Monster, he will SHART on his hands and start raping a monkey (he's learning from Jimmy the rapist).

MOMMY: "Shoalton stop stripping!"
HIM: NO mommy! It's what I like!!!"

by OLD MAN FANTASY!!!!! M and K August 26, 2017

Shmalah

A dumbass on discord who doesn't know what a piss orgasm is. He owns cheap-sm and is a mega fagzoid. Scams little kids on minecraft forums. He owes NickyD123#6158 $50 paypal but refuses to give it to him because hes a faggot. Shmalah = gay.

Did you hear of Shmalah? He's such a fucking faggot.

by NickyD123#6158 July 28, 2019