Shlomp

Shlomp. /shh-lowm-p/ adj. colloq. 1. To waste a day by wanking

John : What you do on saturday?

Fred : Spent the day shlomping

John: k
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by Smoogenchong October 24, 2008

Slormp

A Slormp is normally a girl or women who is a combination of a Tramp, Slut, and whore. In other words, if she is as slutty as it gets, you call her a slormp.

"Yeah Jamie was at the party, and she had sex with 3 different guys."

"Oh my god what a Slormp."

by Zach4043 July 13, 2007

shlormpl

Adjective
Means you bottom frag in 3rd/1st person shooters. You will backseat game and usually talk shit in chat. Calling someone this is an insult in Peruvian gaming culture.

You are a shlormpl

*dies from sad*

by qudoba_bread April 28, 2021

Shlormph

Shlormp (sh/lorm/f)
To shlormp is when a person is having a nice dream and then is woken up abruptly.

Example:

Kurt: "Dave, it's me, Kurt. I am not dead. It's 2004 and we're still making music together."

Dave: *SHLORMPH* FUCK

by JommyBob June 27, 2023

shlompdoof

An unnecessarily long way of mentioning the male genitalia

Hey baby, why don’t you come over here and ride my suck my shlompdoof?

by Sierra Lenker March 9, 2018

shloomped

The word to use when someone non-exists you

Bob: Shut up, you dont't even exist
Maria: Nigga, i've been shloomped
Maria: *fades away*

by OofoBoofo May 10, 2018

Shloomp

Falling out of reality- spacing off and
Entering a mind space where you learn something (often a lesson or something new)

Hey, nomicon, got any knowledge for me? *shloomps*

by NOMICON June 20, 2018