Shitternet

Wifi that sucks ass and makes ur ft disconnect and makes u lose ur shit(ternet)

will:u have massive shitternet
grace:wtf

will:shitternet;horrible wifi

by loserssss June 12, 2018

shitternet

The name that the World Wide Web adopts once you begin browsing it while sitting on the toilet.

I was in the middle of an intense flame war, and I really had to shit. I grabbed my laptop, headed to the bathroom, and continued the flame war while on the shitternet.

by Bozzltov January 18, 2009

Shittant

The worst kind of description that you can utter when the normal words like shit, terrible, dire, abomination, disgusting, dreadful and horrendous just don't cut it.

It is a culmination of these all these words and used to describe the worst and only the worst situations when the words that are the normal go to seem to downplay the severity that you are trying to express.

What an absolutely 'shittant' situation
Thats just 'shittant'
Nigel Farage is truly 'shittant'

by SHITTANTONE December 20, 2020

Shittunity

The small window of opportunity you have to go poop when you first start feeling like you need to take a crap. This window goes away if you ingore the urge or don't take time to go poop right then. If you don't get your crapping done within this window, you may be screwed the rest of the day.

Man, I missed my shittunity this morning and I've been stopped up ever since.

by VKM January 16, 2008

shittystomp

When one steps in dog excrement and has cleaned most of it off, there is often an excrement-residue stomp to remove the last particles.

Dude, you totally shittystomped that building! I can still see the print!

by sonofsparta January 30, 2009

Shitternetting

The act of pooping, while either on a mobile device or laptop

Aaron: I was talking to this girl while shitternetting

Taylor: I always talk to girls when I shitternet.

by TD12 April 3, 2012

ShittyMerry

When in a sexually act of anal fisting and you stick your fist deeper then usual and grab the shit out of them. Then with this shit you rub it on their Tit's.

Generally done around Christmas time for good times.

Last night I ShittyMerry'ed Nina and she loved it.

by NinaDestoyer69 February 14, 2017