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Situational Elation

Situational Elation is the feeling you get when your life is usually shitty,but something unexpectedly good happens to you!
Andy said......That Mark sure seems happy.....which is really weird because his life sucks!

Sherrill responded........Ya his life is shit....but its just a bout of Situational Elation......somebody just bought his property out of the blue and he can pay off his debts! His life is still shit,but he owes less!
by The Wiz! June 17, 2010
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Bi-situational

An individual who claims to be bisexual but only is for attention, or for their partner to have a 3some. Will only go as far as kiss the same sex. A branch off of bi-curious.
Alyssa isn't bi, she's bi-situational so her boyfriend can have a 3some.
by Thisgingerhasasoul May 11, 2021
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situational awareness retard

anyone who walks or bikes around outside while being wholly immeresed in their ipod orwith their cellphone plastered to their ear, often looking straight ahead and being completely clueless about his/her surroundings. remember, darwin gets the smart rich ones too ya' know.
"hey, check out that chick walking straight across the intersection while gabbing on her cell phone. she didn't even bother to check for cars- what a situational awareness retard."
by ben d October 23, 2005
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situational douchebaggery

when someone surpasses the levels of jerk and asshole but does not always exhibit the behavior associated with being a douchebag.

only in certain instances does the person engage in behavior that would label him/her a douchebag.

an avoidable event that results in douchebag behavior.
I was fucking an Oompa Loompa?
Okay I'm not saying you're a douchebag - but that is not only bullshit - it's situational douchebaggery
by snarfsnarfliono October 14, 2010
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situational herpes

The only kind of herpes that isn't truly permanent. This is the worst type of herpes that women typically use to get out of situations that make them feel uncomfortable or may even prevent them from gaining any real STD. Keep in mind this is not truly having herpes, only pretending to have herpes.
"Me and my friend have situational herpes, go away."

"I used to have a lot of unprotected goat sex at Clay-Chalkville high school, now I have situational herpes."
by J Self November 27, 2011
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Situational hotness

When there is an insufficient amount of social encounters/interactions a person experiences day to day and said person starts to find otherwise undesirable people attractive, they have experienced situational hotness for someone.
Most likely to apply to people at college or work.

"Dude, that girl working on front counter is starting to look pretty hot."
"Bro, you need to get out more if she has acquired situational hotness."
by Sir Mixuhlittle August 26, 2013
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Situational Ratchet

The act of stepping out of character; to act ratchet only when the situation calls for it.
When my employer incorrectly calculated my check.
I became ratchet which in fact was a state of being situational ratchet.
by CookE March 1, 2015
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