Shitconda

When you take a shit so big that it resembles an anaconda and it attacks you from the toilet resulting in almost certain death. The Shitconda can be avoided by not eating mexican food or meatball subs from Subway.

Guy#1: Did you hear about Barry?
Guy#2: Yeah man he died in the bathroom right?
Guy#1: I think he took a Shitconda and was killed..
Guy#2: Dude you with this Shitconda shit again, Barry's dead... fuckin grow up!

by NewEnglandCalmChowder December 12, 2009

holy shitmonkeys

something to yell when no other interjections is suitable for the crazy amazing thing you may have just witnessed

Jack: Holy shitmonkeys! Did you see that truck flip over and explode over there?

Jill: Yeah that was freaking crazy!

by TheKatherine92 November 8, 2011

shitrunner

To act in the manner of a warrior to achieve self greatness, regardless whether task is large or small; relying on the faculty of self to prevail in an otherwise risky or chaotic environment; to be fully committed to a high risk activity.
To run the shit. Runner of the shit.

I can't believe he kayaked over that waterfall, what a shitrunner! If you fly a helicopter to get home from the bar you are definitely a shitrunner. We need a shitrunner to operate this crazy thing.

by benwitz January 26, 2012

shitson

A variant on saying shit. In my mind a more exotic exciting way of swearing.

Oh, shitson! I've only gone and left my didgeridoo at Keith's

by mofoka_x March 23, 2009

Shitrendous

Extraordinarily horrible.

Between the rabies scare and getting fired, this week has been truly shitrendous.

by LizDC March 28, 2009

shitonymity

The practice of allowing one who has taken a massively loud and malodorous dump the dignity of leaving the bathroom stall without being identified. May apply not only to saving the individual the embarrassment following said dump, but also during said dump. In that case, an individual washing their hands or urinating at a urinal who witnesses another person entering a stall will complete their urination and (hopefully subsequent handwashing) in a timely manner as to allow the shitter the opportunity to defecate with the full force necessary to empty their bowels.

After returning to work from lunch at a local Mexican restaurant, I appreciate that the guy that entered the bathroom during my explosive shitfest left quickly, granting me shitonymity and freedom from embarrassment.

Of course, the hot girl seated by the bathroom heard the whole damn drum solo and stared at me as I returned to my cubicle in shame...or is it pride?

by thirtyfivethousandfeet August 4, 2011

shitrolling

dogs rubbing themselves on a fertilized lawn

Carla took her Rat Terrier Clyde for a walk and came across a newly fertilized lawn; Clyde promptly started shitrolling to get the scent all over him

by Uncle Joosie June 23, 2020