Shotrocket

Verb: To jerk off/masturbate (for a male: hence the rocket).

Before I start my homework I have to shotrocket to some porn.

by krystanistheshit December 14, 2010

shitrock

Derogatory term for the building material Sheetrock, which makes a building look absolutely SHITTY.

The contractor used shitrock for the walls.

by Khadafi January 1, 2007

snotrocket

To preform: hold one nostral closed and blow out of your other nostral hard enough to make the wad of mucus shoot out of your nose .

like the time Jamielee Cedar-Kelly shot a huge snotrocket in the middle of the mall parking lot. She got a little on her shoe, but she just brushed it off and wiped it on the guy standing next to her.

by Jamie CK's lover May 28, 2010

shitbucket

A nicer word for a "nigger , loot, coon, porch monkey, or yard ape."

"Damn man, That Gene Boyer is a real shitbucket. I would like to bust his shitbucket lips right the fuck up."

by Gogetfucked December 24, 2007

shitcocked

1. adj. The condition of having shit on one's cock after anal sex.

"My girlfriend is coming over and she wants me to fuck her in the ass. Hell yeah, I'm gonna get shitcocked tonight!"

by Igglepud January 13, 2010

mexican shit rocket

When you freeze a turd out of last nights dinner and use it as a dildo.

Hi darling I made you a mexican shit rocket out of that lovely meal you cooked last night. I wanted to show you exactly how much pleasure it gave me to eat it by giving you an equal amount of pleasure.

by Professor Mark Bishop September 2, 2011

shitpicket

1. A shitpicket is where you stick your finger up a female's anus, grab some shit residue, and slide it out. You then insert your finger into her vagina and clean it all off. She then licks your finger clean.

2. A dirty nigger who likes to eat shit, or smells like shit.

Dude, i gave Allison a nasty little shitpicket last night, then i fucked her and she sucked my dick afterwards!

Shaniqua's such a shitpicket. She needs a douche bag.

by Spick Death October 24, 2008