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shitbucket

an annoying person, usually referred to as "stupid", or "get away from me (persons name here) can be used as an insult or as a friendly jest. Someone whos done something stupid. Literally "you have stepped in a bucket of shit " from the days in which people didnt have toilets. A witty remark.
todd man, u totally just spazed at mark, you shitbucket!
by gillian May 3, 2004
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shitbucket

A nicer word for a "nigger , loot, coon, porch monkey, or yard ape."
"Damn man, That Gene Boyer is a real shitbucket. I would like to bust his shitbucket lips right the fuck up."
by Gogetfucked December 24, 2007
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Shitbucket

The act of defecating in a bucket to preserve time whilst playing video games.
Hey bro stop hogging the shitbucket i need to defecate and i don't want to die on COD.
by Snoopdouge October 27, 2020
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shitbucket list

Feeling the need to do something you know you might regret before you die.
Man did I fucking bomb at that open mic night yesterday. Scratch one off my shitbucket list!
by theecomicguy April 4, 2017
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The Shitbucket

Usually, a car in horrid conditions that should not be legal also most likely
has the front bumper completely torn off but people still love the car regardless
"Bro let's ride in Arian's Shitbucket" "fuck yeah shitbucket"

"Look it's The Shitbucket" "Wow"
by MachaDesolatte May 21, 2022
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Shitbucket

A bucket of shit. Good insult for 9 year olds on Club Penguin.
1: you shitbucket!!1!!!!1!!
2: no yu!!!1!!
by tomorrowgalaxy February 25, 2022
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Shitbucket

A shitbucket is a thing, usually a machine, usually a vehicle, which is non-functional, barely-functional, of poor structural integrity, very dirty, or otherwise in terrible condition. A proper shitbucket, therefore, is a contemptible thing with metal and moving parts (or, at the very least, parts that ought to be moving) in its construction, ergo, a near-completely solid-state device such as a smartphone would more appropriately be called a potato, a brick, or in the case of the Samsung Galaxy Note 7, a grenade. (Note: this is not an actual term used for electronics with shitty batteries. Yet, anyways.)
Shitbucket can also be used as a contemptuous epithet towards an individual, but this is uncommon.

Synonyms: bucket of bolts, rattletrap, rustbucket, jalopy (car-specific), shitbox, lemon, scrapheap, tin lizzie (car-specific), clunker/junker, potato (computing), toaster, bitty box (computing)

Disambiguation: If you were thinking of the trash bin, that'd be the shitcan, or the fuck-it bucket.
"While I was on my way home from the grocery store, my shitbucket car broke down, and I needed to call a tow truck."

"The AMC Pacer was notorious for being a shitbucket."

"I would fly to the Deneb system to get a shipment of tea, but my old Arcturus-class shitbucket can't even go faster than light because some fucknugget jacked the warp drive when I was at Detroit spaceport."

"Consarn it to the 58,913 circles of the Kenoma, this shitbucket of a printer has failed me for the last time! I'm never getting a hewlett-packard again."

"I wouldn't trust one of those new windows copilot shitbuckets with memes from facebook, let alone anything important."

"Hey, jackass, GREEN means GO, dammit! Did your shitbucket break down while the light was red, or are you too busy playing pocket pool to notice that it's green now?"

"That virus-riddled shitbucket PC of yours ain't worth the powder to blow it to hell. It could barely run windows 10 when you got it, whyever the flying fuck did you update it to windows 11?"
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