shizney

Shizney is basically shit.

James O. is the uber shizney.

by James Ostrander January 26, 2004

Pink Shitneys

An inevitable case of explosive diarrhea the day following a night of excessive consumption of Pink Whitney Vodka.

"I drank 20 shots last night and woke up with an extreme case of the Pink Shitneys."

by hellohellonoine August 14, 2023

shitnet

A peice of shit Internet Service Provider located in Brockville, Ontario, Canada. Legally referred to as "RipNet."

Hey, did you get my email last night?

No, man. I couldn't get on.. I've got Shitnet.

by SteveCooper September 30, 2008

shitnel

When you have an explosive shit that leaves residue on the inside and under seat of the toilet.

Dude 1 "Man I'm not usin' that basin, there's shitnel everywhere."
Dude 2 "Yeah, what went off in there?"

by Jacoola April 17, 2009

Shitness of Breath

This occurs when you find yourself gasping for air while taking a dump.

Jamal: I just took a crap and could barely wipe my own ass! I guess it’s time to quit smoking.

Brenda: Why?
Jamal: On the toilet, I had some serious shitness of breath!

by Epididymitis December 24, 2021

motion shitness

When you eat so much and then can’t dance along to music without shitting your pants.

We can’t dance along to Major Lazer, Tommy - we’re gonna have motion shitness.

by Chocolate Pocket October 20, 2019

Shiney

The asian way to spell shiny, meaning bright in appearance.

Damn that quarter is so shiney!

by shiney monkey September 25, 2005