shitwanker

a retarded person that wanks shits

tit wanker aka shitwanker

by kennydeee November 19, 2011

shitfinger

A homosexual man, who wears a beret and dirty plimsoles.

Otherwise known as "fanny dodger."

You dirty infected little shitfinger!

Dont look at me like that you little shitfinger!

by Peter McMillan April 2, 2008

shitfinger

A person that has become the lowest possible excuse for existence.

Ian is a total shitfinger.

by S Hayes June 11, 2003

Shitnaners

When bananas go rotten and simply just end up looking like shit.

Mike: "Dude, want a banana?"
Katie: "I don't want your fucking shitnaners!"
Mike: "Buy the horse some pizza."
Katie "I'm not feeding that shit!"

by Mike Reiss & Katie McCarthy January 13, 2008

Shitcanned-hammeredrunk

When your aim is to drink until you black-into a jail cell without clothing.

Me: Hey what happened to Jeff last night?

Dave: Dude he got so Shitcanned-hammeredrunk that I had to bail him out of jail naked.

Me: Thats Epic.

by SconiMuddin21 February 23, 2011

shitfingers

An exclamation of frustration that is usually after a realisation that something unfortunate has happened.

I locked my keys inside. Shitfingers!

by Ziggy Sue Marmalade October 6, 2008

shitcanned

someone who gets so wasted that they shit in a trashcan, instead of the toilet.

After a long night of drinking, Tommy found himself shitcanned, but played it off, like he was just taking the trash out at 3:30am.

by heywood_jablowme June 19, 2010