Any form of literature (usually simple reads) that you either already have stocked in the bathroom or take with you when you have to take a crap.
Lua: What are you looking for?
Talan: Some shiterature to read while I'm on the toilet.
Mom: What are all these archies doing scattered on your bathroom floor?
Kid: I read them when I'm taking a crap ma!
Talan: Some shiterature to read while I'm on the toilet.
Mom: What are all these archies doing scattered on your bathroom floor?
Kid: I read them when I'm taking a crap ma!
by Ozla September 30, 2009
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1- I keep my collection of "wired" magazines under my sink as shiturature
2- twilight is such shiturature.
2- twilight is such shiturature.
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Example 1:
Ushijima: Oikawa, you should've went to shiratorizawa.
Oikawa: f^CK NO
Example 2:
Person: Oikawa should've went to shiratorizawa if he wanted to go to nationals.
Me: i meannn... do you think he looks good in purple? (fnaf 101-)
Person: Fuckin Simp-
Me: yeah... i know
Ushijima: Oikawa, you should've went to shiratorizawa.
Oikawa: f^CK NO
Example 2:
Person: Oikawa should've went to shiratorizawa if he wanted to go to nationals.
Me: i meannn... do you think he looks good in purple? (fnaf 101-)
Person: Fuckin Simp-
Me: yeah... i know
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1) particularly good book(s) kept in the toilet for reading while engaged in the act of defecation.
2) any substantial reading material, pamphlet-size upwards, used for the same purpose
1) particularly good book(s) kept in the toilet for reading while engaged in the act of defecation.
2) any substantial reading material, pamphlet-size upwards, used for the same purpose
Usage.
"I've got Colin Powell's 'My American Journey', David Foster Wallace' 'Infinite Jest', and Kazuo Ishiguro's 'Remains of the Day' in my toilet tank - that's some serious shitlerature."
"I've got Colin Powell's 'My American Journey', David Foster Wallace' 'Infinite Jest', and Kazuo Ishiguro's 'Remains of the Day' in my toilet tank - that's some serious shitlerature."
by Rajanus August 27, 2011
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