shiterate

to get blackout drunk, clog a toilet, have it flood the bathroom, and have the shit-water leak into your downstairs neighbors house

Ben's neighbors are really unlucky that he shiterated them last weekend.

by Jjaamaall August 22, 2008

Shitometer

The level of shit a bloke gets into with his wife. Generally occurs after a night out on the booze with his mates and he gets home very very late.

Shitometer readings -

10/10 - roaring, you are in the doghouse!

5/10 - usually still at this level 5 days after peaking at 10/10.

3/10 - simmering and ready to erupt at any tick of the clock, the shitometer never goes lower than 3/10.

Mahalis 'Are we heading out tonight for a drink'?

Mohamed 'Sorry Mahalis, the Shitometer is roaring'!

by CutUpRough July 29, 2010

shitcutest

A star , a legend, he is the moment

Shitcutest is a legend , your fave could never

by Test me October 19, 2020

Shitarette

The act of lighting and inhaling the goodness of tobacco whilst taking an early morning shit.

I just had the best "Shitarette" bro, the sickest start to a day you can have..

by Shit Guru Cav March 6, 2010

Shitpretzel

Someone who acts like a pile of dog feces. (Appearance is pile of canine feces in the shape of a pretzel).

Our teacher said he wasn't going to give us homework but he did! What a shitpretzel.

<OR>

Drache met the most ignorant Shitpretzel today while playing Everquest.

by Drache September 8, 2003

shitcritter

The girl that works night shift and leaves her shit in your work area or a little animal that steals your turds and stores them up for the winter.

That shitcritter Kim left her shit all over my glass!

by EMOW September 13, 2008

shitcuntery

People that leave skidmarks in the toilets and anything that is shitcunt like

That guy just left the toilet roll empty.

Yes, thats pure shitcuntery

by Youramazingboy July 5, 2017