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Someone who acts like a pile of dog feces. (Appearance is pile of canine feces in the shape of a pretzel).
Our teacher said he wasn't going to give us homework but he did! What a shitpretzel.

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Drache met the most ignorant Shitpretzel today while playing Everquest.
by Drache September 08, 2003
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