Shirted

When you hitting so good, she squirt and shit at the same time.

To squirt and shit at the same time.

Jenny shirted her first time she had a bbc.

I shirted jenny again.

by Akiyn October 13, 2020

Stripey shirted douches' girlfriend

A girl who follows her stripey shirted douche boyfriend around like a puppy, trying to conform to the "norm." Usually she is conformity-retarded, with overdone hair, and overdone makeup. She has dyed hair, more often than not, it is done up. She spends a lot of money on her wardrobe in order to "fit in." Her friends look just like her. She is not "last season." Her looks and attitude are irritating to regular people. Most defintely would carry a purse. Owns and carries at least four kinds of chapstick.

Wow look at that girl, she looks just like her friends. Her hair is up, her makeup perfect, her clothes are in-season, she is a total stripey shirted douches' girlfriend.

Don't be a stripey shirted douches' girlfriend. You don't have to dress just like your stupid irritating friends.

Wow you have a lot of chapstick and lip gloss.. are you dating a stripey shirted douche?

by PuceEmu August 23, 2008

shiteous

A non-word utlized by bloggers because it sounds good. Often combining two words to form a new one.

My grammar is probably shiteous too.

by asexycoconut March 2, 2009

Flame Shirter

A Word used to describe a self proclaimed "cool guy" or "poser", a person who lies or over exaggerates stories to gain attention or gain the respect of his/her peers. The difference between a cool guy/poser and a flame shirter is that everyone knows the flame shirter is lying but listens to him/her just to hear how lame they came possibly be. This term originated from people who used to wear silk, button up shirts with flames on them, or dragons/skulls. These (now mostly extinct) people founded the flame shirter with there consistent "ego" and "personality", but the sad truth is, everyone has a little flamer shirter in them....EVERYONE!

1.Someone who is making up a story to impress people would be a flame shirter.

2.Someone acting out of their ego or pride to the extent that they know they are wrong but press on anyways in the defense of the matter they started to avoid shame or embarrassment.

3.Someone who is talking themselves up constantly is a flame shirter

4.Someone always needing reassurance is a flame shirter

5.Some one wearing pants that zip off below the knee's and turn into shorts is a flame shirter

6.Anyone wearing clothes that believe makes them look "tough" involving (skulls,flames,skulls,dragons,etc.)

7.someone always changing their style to fit the trend of what they think is cool

by bumblebeeknows May 4, 2014

shirted

to fart only to find some goo came out also.

dude, gotta go home to clean up, I just shirted!

by The Goose February 7, 2005

Shiteous

Horribly outrageous and shitty.

This time of year, the holiday traffic is so shiteous.

by Julez10198 June 2, 2018

shiteology

Shiteology : the art of talking shite especially when stoned or hammered or both. Very similar to the psychological practice of 'free association' whereby one says the first thing that comes into one's mind. SHITEOLOGIST : a practitioner of the art of shiteology.

For example :

Sean : Jayzus Christ, would ya look at the time, it's 5 in the morning. What the fuck have we been talking about...

Mick : I don't know, a load of random crap. Basically, a load of complete shiteology...

by Mercburner April 10, 2019