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shot on shitteo 

1. A movie that looks like absolute shit and is repulsive to the eye because the makers couldn't afford a "real" camera or were too lazy and went with videotape, preferably the VHS kind.

2. a ultra-low buget, direct to video movie from the 80's to mid-90's
Watch the movie "Criminally Insane", then check out "Crazy Fat Ethel 2. Aside from the 2nd movie consisting mainly of flashbacks from "Criminally Insane" (which was shot on film), it looks like someone used a backwater newsroom camera. Hence the ugly, putrid color and crappy picture quality that can only be attributed to VHS. Also many low budget straight to video movies were shot on VHS in the early 80's all the way into the mid-90's.

So when your friend ask you why a this movie look so ugly? Tell him, its Shot on Shitteo or that it was direct to shitteo
shot on shitteo by Trekkie313 January 17, 2010

Purple-shirted eye-stabber 

The most cleverly disguised criminal in the history of the world. That is, the world created by Cyanide & Happiness.
Usually wears purple shirts, sometimes multiple as a disguise.
1: "Argh, the purple-shirted eye-stabber!"
2: "Relax dude, it's just a Halloween costume"
1: *leaves*
2: *Takes of purple shirt to reveal another purple shirt*
I've seen all of her stupid shiteos on youtube.
shiteo by jbj1313 August 3, 2010

shirtcocker 

1) a male whose commitment to nudity stops above the waist. 2) a common phenomenon among cartoon characters wherein the character is deprived of pants; see Donald Duck, Ziggy, Winnie the Pooh, etc.
I got invited to go to Burning Man this year, but was scared off by the sheer number of shirtcockers in attendance.
(verb) To walk around wearing a shirt but no pants or undergarments. Synonym of Donald Duck. Technically applies to men only, but plumbing issues aside, easily applies to women, too. Sometimes a mild pejorative, implying imcompleteness or an unwillingness to commit.
"It's so beautiful out, I'll think I'll shirtcock today." (verb form)

"There sure were a lot of shirtcockers out on the playa this year." (noun form)

"When Mozart died, he shirtcocked his 'Requiem.' Someone else had to finish it." (verb form, implied meaning)

"Annaconda, quit shirtcocking and just pick a place to eat!" (verb form, implied meaning)
shirtcock by Rex Havuk October 21, 2004

shiteous 

Mary's new out is shiteous.
shiteous by Aaronnyc89 April 17, 2007