SimpingForDeath

The sexist and coolest cosplayer on TikTok. They are the number one funny and amazing TikToker and everyone is in love with them. The next Charlie Damillio except superior. (Pls don’t cancel me ily Charlie)

“SimpingForDeath is so funny, sexy, cool, godlike, interesting, attractive, swaggy, and perfect.”
“Yes.”

by NotSimpingForDeath January 24, 2021

Shrimpin it

When someone sits with very bad posture, curving their back like a shrimp

"Ah my back hurts!"
"Thats because you're shrimpin it!"

by Elmongo July 5, 2021

big shrimpin

Big Shrimpin by any reckoning, one of the most dazzling philosophers and one of the most penetrating, wide-ranging, and influential thinkers in the history of philosophy. Some say he draws his source of infinite knowledge from the Rockstar Energy Drink. His work can be found on Twitter @bigshrimpin420.

Big Shrimpin have a dream
Big Shrimpin have a dream

Big Shrimpin: i am supposed to put the toast in the toaster sideways or upside ways?

by Stinky smelly December 19, 2019

Brand Simping

the act of an individual who simps or defends big name conglomerates and actively chooses to pay a premium expense for an overpriced or inferior product.

I don't buy Supreme or Luis, i don't like brand simping

no i don't own a Disney+ account i'm not a brand simp

by captain_moist April 27, 2020

shipping

A term used to describe fan fictions that take previously created characters and put them as a pair. It usually refers to romantic relationships, but it can refer platonic ones as well. (Just think of "shipping" as short for "relationSHIP".)

It generally uses the initials of the characters shipped or a combination of the names, though this is not a rule.

AMshipping
AM-shipping
AM shipping
Ash & Misty shipping
Ashistyshipping

by Aiya March 6, 2005

Shipping Weasel

Someone who sells on Ebay but always charges waaaaay too much for shipping because that's how they make their profits without having to pay Ebay so much.

I nearly bought a replacement Ipod on Ebay the other day but the shipping weasel wanted $45 to send it.

by Johnny Huh October 14, 2005

Simping Cost

When you go all out to impress a girl/boy and do whatever it takes to get her/his attention, even if it means sacrificing your time, energy, and money. But in the end, it often leaves you feeling emotionally drained and broke financially

John keeps going out with a girl to win her over but Sarah is never interested. This leaves John broke and broken-hearted each time. The simping cost was high, wasting his money and happiness on someone who didn't appreciate it.

by kenial2023 June 15, 2023