Shinesty

The most badass company ever, making the classic ball hammock, that keeps men comfortable and their lady friends wet.

Girl 1: My man got some new ball hammocks and they keep my panties wet at all times.

Girl 2: Where did he get them?
Girl 1: He got them from Shinesty.

by Ligma 48 December 29, 2021

shinesty

an extremely soft and convenient way to carry around your man parts on any given day. They will be cradled in the loving embrace that only a woman's touch could provide. All the while doing it such style that your friends will all envy you, and their women will desire you.

Have you seen Michael, he has a very pronounced confidence in his walk.

Yes, and his Shinesty underwear are sooo hot...they look there is a volcanic eruption in his business

by TPD Mike December 28, 2021

Shinesty

Heavenly Soft fabric To Hold Up Testicles.

Her mouth was as soft as shinesty.

by Msblueyez December 29, 2021

Shinesty

An online store that doesn’t sell things, it sells dreams. The masters of the ball hammock, and creators of works of art on par with Sistine chapel that rest not on a roof, but where the sun doesn’t shine. Truly supporting the undercarriage of America, heros.

Shinesty will sell you a cloud for your boys to rest in

by Dougyfresh December 28, 2021

Shinesty

A company that creates comfortable underwear and clothing. Their boxers have a ball pocket for support and make your package look extra nice.

Babe your Shinesty underwear arrived! I can’t wait to see how they look on you!

by That1rpgirl December 28, 2021

Shinesty

A where you can buy holders for your specific boulders.

Yo I just bought a whole bunch of underwear from shinesty.

by Altun December 28, 2021

Shinesty

An unwanted erection that is highly noticeable occurring in an inappropriate situation or setting

When the bride and groom exchanged vows at their wedding the groom had a huge shinesty.

by emkeene December 28, 2021