shittake

1. A type of mushroom.
2. Cover up word for 'shit'.

1. "Yum, I love shittake mushrooms!"
2. Person 1: Oh shit...
Person 2: What?!
Person 1: ...take mushrooms
Person 2. Oh.

shittake by Darth Bob December 11, 2004

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shiitake

shee-tah-keh

A Japanese-origin mushroom, which is even used in various food styles.

"Don't know what shiitake tastes like, but I can assume it tastes like common mushrooms."
-me

shiitake by Dave June 23, 2004

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damn, did you see Shitake Monkey last night at Madison Square Garden?

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Guy #1: She broke up with me!
Guy #2: Shiitake mushrooms man...

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A shark that is so high on shrooms he doesn’t know he’s a shark.

The shiitake shark was so high he didn’t know how to swim

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Oh, shiitake mushrooms. Oh, Bummers.

Oh, shiitake mushrooms. Gardevoir and Gallade are k__sin_.

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to get totally intoxicated or wasted

Last night we went to the Fox and Hound. Jennings had to drive us home because we got shitaoed.

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