sperm shields

Large Jackie-O style sunglasses that all the New Jersey sluts wear. Often accompanied by a tramp stamp and botox.

Danielle was wearing a pair of Gucci sperm shields when we were at Temps this summer

by NickG0529 November 2, 2006

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michael shields

lad who was jailed for twatting a barman in turkey

michael shields got 15 years
hanging out with the turkish queers
5 years and no parole
shields is gunna have a soar arsehole

by michael shields mother yes i hate him aswell December 9, 2008

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John Shields

A man with a massive cock. Be a John Shields.

John Shields made me cum hard with his massive cocker.

by FettiWillfredo March 6, 2022

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'Feli-Shields' - (FELAY-SHEEALDS) NOUN. A play on the words FELICIO and SHIELD. Refers to Paris Hilton type bug-eyed sunglasses that covers most of a twenty-something slut's face. When she blows cock (felicio) and her man nuts all over her face her eyes will be shielded from the salty goo.

"That chick's got a sweet ass."

"Which one?"

"The slut wear'n the feli-shields."

by Jamesdubya August 28, 2010

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