Schemantics

Scheme- make plans, especially in a devious way or with intent to do something illegal or wrong.

Antics- an attention-drawing, often wildly playful or funny act or action

When someone doesn’t agree with the details of your story, schemantics

by Simbriaco February 18, 2024

Shenanicam

Any device used to record shenanigans

Make sure that you bring a shenanicam to the function

by BinkleBear October 21, 2025

empty semantics

An insult derived from an irrelevant but pithy-sounding technical term. Combining the perjorative and jargon terms feigns a deep, smart reason for refusing to shed ignorance.

James felt fearful and unaccustomed to using his own mind and habitually ceased his thinking at the perimeter of his peer group's established belief system. When someone posted an article with ideas threatening its gossamer bonds, his instinct for conservation drove him to cry, "Empty semantics!"

by facebook_is_the_best November 6, 2017