shelf diving

When you're looking for something specific in a store, most commonly used with stuff that you
expect not to be there anymore. (Ex: discontinued items not taken off shelf yet)

"Bro, I had to do some serious shelf diving to find this box of cheese flavored Maruchans!"

by tricksterTime February 8, 2019

shelf death

(n.) the choice to give up on your crush because you've been put on the shelf for too long.

Humans tend to carry shelf lives of several months -- much shorter than that of canned foods. The average human will shelf die more than once in their life.

Luke is going through a tough shelf death after Mary stopped responding to his messages last month.

by nolandc September 2, 2019

Smell Discrimination

When you are among a large group of people (Usually people you don't know, like at school or a train station or a store) and suddenly the air becomes occupied by a nasty odour.
The act of "smell discrimination" comes into play when you decide by the people who surround you and their physical appearance/demeanour, who it is that created the disgusting smell.

(In a store)

Guy 1: "Dude, something smells like rotten eggs. I think it was that fat hairy guy over there" *Points*

Guy 2: "That's smell discrimination! It could have just as easily been that hot girl in the pink tank top!"

by Johnny Hay Hoo March 15, 2009

spell douche

Someone who corrects your spelling; typcially on social media in front of all your friends.

On Facebook I write: "Its the bain of my existence!"

Spell douche who doesn't even know me writes: I believe it's spelled "bane".

While true, you are douche. A spell douche.

by Igotthis March 13, 2012

"Supposed" is a name of a fish. (Amur ze shem shel dag)

This comes from Hebrew. It is a proverb that means "Things don't always happen as they are supposed to be".
"Supposed" in Hebrew is "AMUR". this is also a name for the fish "Ctenopharyngodon idella"

- I'll just plug that in, and it's supposed to work when we get there.

- "Supposed" is a name of a fish. (Amur ze shem shel dag)

by Ze'ev Russak August 2, 2008

sell donuts

A creative way of saying "sucks dick" without everyone knowing what you are saying.

Look at that waffle crapper, I bet she's a pro at selling donuts.

by NJC November 24, 2004

shelly dunc

shelly dunc is when someone shells the dunc or goes to duncville

that was so shelly dunc.

by antwian reves May 8, 2008