shartnado

A violently loud, gas-infused bowel movement that causes poop particles to spatter in a nondescript pattern along the inner walls of the toilet bowl and, in rare cases, on the underside of the toilet seat.

Despite Consuela's best efforts, she was unable to clean the bathroom after the terror that was Matthew's shartnado.

by GBone September 3, 2013

sharina

speshil

by Anonymous May 21, 2003

shartini

When one farts and a tiny bit of juice is excreted shart poo chili

When it felt like a cocktail came squirting out of my butt, I realized I must have had a shartini.

by bmkmkc October 4, 2008

sharting

fart nugget
basically when its relly quiet and then all of sudden you think you're fart is gonna be quiet and you shit your pants instead.

#1-Guys we have to go now....i mean it we have to go now.
#2-Why whats wrong...what happened?
#3-I just sharted.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....lauren and denver

by jessica March 28, 2004

Shartnado

The act of doing a headspin whilst simultaneously having an eruption of fecal matter and gas that sprays in all directions.

While practicing my headspin technique, what I thought was a fart turned into a shartnado of death.

by HeroZero October 10, 2014

Shartnia

A magical land where your not judged for sharing in your pants.

Thank god for shartnia now a can shit in my pants without judgment.

by Bacon_boy_33 February 4, 2019

Shartifact

A pair of underwear that someone has attempted to hide or discard after said person had shit themselves.

Dammit Bobby, I discovered your Shartifact in the bathroom trash can!

by Sir SwizzleStix December 3, 2019