Shneedle

If someone asks you what a shneedle is, reply with "what is not a shneedle?" It's just common sense.

"What is a shneedle?" "What is not a shneedle?"

by DaBigDude8 June 27, 2017

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cross-shaped rock

Who Would Win?

An Italian man that can shoot spaghetti like bullets or a rock

Caesar: *gets crushed under a cross-shaped rock*
Joseph: SHIZAAA

by YOU UTTER FOOL July 5, 2022

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any unsightly american female, characteristics include but are not limited to: baby factory, purple/stained sweatpants w/ or w/o hooded sweatshirt or betty boop "T", rain-boots all year round, public breast feeding, foul smelling, ill tempered, can only be weighed at a tractor trailer weigh station, has stopped using make up, has given up on herself due to marriage/child birth and no longer feels the need to wear make-up/actual clothing/comb hair/shower or bathe, possible mustache, deep often raspy or nasaly pig-voice, unrational feelings of entitlement, demanding, hooved, drives Super SUV agressively in situations that dont call for agressive behavior, watches oprah+Dr. phil+dr. oz+american idol, was "once" a high scool cheerleader, has "used up" look, is hateful and bitchy at all times, entire wardrobe advertises child/husbands high school...because that still matters, extensive moo-moo collection, fully stocked pizza purse, food in every orifice, carries twinkie reserve, allows dog/pet to deficate at will indoors and out with out clean-up. pushes "poly-stroller" of screaming terror offspring through all public places, refuses to reprimand or parent destructive hell spawn children, farts and burps remorselesly in public, cellulite cellulite cellulite, uses husband as wallet without providing adequate compensation visually/emotionaly. and many more

hey dude i got stuck at work because this shaved ape would not stop bitching and whining about our return policy!

this shaved ape let her swine children run loose and destroy my store!

by rent-a-pig April 21, 2011

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Y-Shaped Coffin

An indirect term for a sexually promiscuous girl. To be buried in a Y-Shaped Coffin would imply that the girl never had her legs closed, and a coffin had to be built to suit these parameters. It's fucking hilarious is what it is.

Edmund: This is THE Jane Herrington???
Percy: Yes.
Edmund: Jane - bury-me-in-a-Y-Shaped Coffin - Herrington?

by gouldbags May 6, 2006

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Saeed

The robotic god who teaches electrical and computer engineering and matrices. He absolutely projects insane amounts of energy. He is a comedic genius and can make anyone laugh. One day, he will rule and all will follow. All hail Saeed.

"Is it clear?" Saeed said as he taught me the true meaning of the matrix.

by Solder King April 20, 2018

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