Someone claiming to be a man most likely a frat bruh who chooses to be a feminine princess by drinking seltzer over COLD BEER. Luke Combs always said “Long neck ice cold beer never broke my heart and seltzer turns you into a heart broke pansy.” Those are the lyrics I heard. Characteristics include not wearing a shirt even though you are 120 lbs soaking wet, listening to EDM, and being very touchy feely at the bars.
Person: yo look at those dudes flexing at each other in the yard drinking white claw
Me: thats definitely a seltzer fairy flexing contest right there
Me: thats definitely a seltzer fairy flexing contest right there
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When one is feeling particularly under the weather, hungover, tired etc the perfect solution is the Burnley alka seltzer.
This is when an individual masterbates, has an orgasm and then continues to masterbate until they have a second orgasm.
For the uninitiated or out of practice a soak period of up to 7 minutes is allowed between the first orgasm and the start of the second session of self love for it to qualify as a Burnley alka seltzer and to feel the benefits.
With more practice and to feel greater benefits, this soak period should reduce until a seasoned professional of the 5 fingered shuffle should leave no gap between the first and second fights with the purple headed yoghurt slinger.
This is when an individual masterbates, has an orgasm and then continues to masterbate until they have a second orgasm.
For the uninitiated or out of practice a soak period of up to 7 minutes is allowed between the first orgasm and the start of the second session of self love for it to qualify as a Burnley alka seltzer and to feel the benefits.
With more practice and to feel greater benefits, this soak period should reduce until a seasoned professional of the 5 fingered shuffle should leave no gap between the first and second fights with the purple headed yoghurt slinger.
Friend "Mate I'm hungover as fuck right now."
You "sounds like you need a quick Burnley alka seltzer to get yourself back in the game mate"
You "doctor I've been feeling under the weather for a while now and I just can't shift it, I've tried paracetamol and ibuprofen, I've had a day off work, I've even thought about doing some of that homeopathic shit"
Doctor "right I'm prescribing you a burnley alka seltzer, go straight home, take it and I think you'll feel much better straight away"
You "sounds like you need a quick Burnley alka seltzer to get yourself back in the game mate"
You "doctor I've been feeling under the weather for a while now and I just can't shift it, I've tried paracetamol and ibuprofen, I've had a day off work, I've even thought about doing some of that homeopathic shit"
Doctor "right I'm prescribing you a burnley alka seltzer, go straight home, take it and I think you'll feel much better straight away"
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Django and I were making out when I opened my eyes and made eye contact with his friend Billy who was watching us. Total spiked seltzer moment.
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