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The Clique Series

A book series by Lisi Harrison that is meant for people 11-14. If your older you may think the book is stupid, immature, or pathetic but thats because its not meant for you. This series one of the #1 New York Times bestselling series. It consist of 9 books:

1. The Clique
2. Best Friends For Never
3. Revenge of the Wannabes
4. Invasion of the Boy Snatchers
5. The Pretty Committee Strikes Back
6. Dial L for Loser
7. It's not Easy Being Mean
8. Sealed with a Diss
9. Bratfest At Tiffany's(Coming in February 2008)

Lisi probably will be making more. There is Five main Characters.

Massie Block-With her glossy brunette bob and laser-whitened smile, Massie is the uncontested ruler of The Clique and the rest of the social scene at Octavian Country Day School, an exclusive private girls' school in Westchester County, New York. Massie knows you'd give anything to be just like her.

Dylan Marvil- Massie's Second in command who divides her time between sucking up to Massie and Sucking down Atkins Diet Shakes.

Alicia Rivera- As sneaky as she is beautiful, Alicia floats easily under adult radar because she seems so "sweet." Would love to take Massie's throne one day. Just Might.

Kristen Gregory- She's smart hardworking, and will insult you faster than you can say "my haircut isn't ugly!"

Claire Lyons- The new girl from Florida in Keds and two-year-old Gap overalls, Who is clearly not Clique Material. Unfortunately for her, Claire's family is staying in the guest house on Massie's family's huge estate while they look for a new home. Claire's future looks worse than a bad Prada Knockoff. But with a little luck and a lot of scheming, Claire might just come up smelling like Chanel No. 19...

(I got that stuff from the back of the first book) I think its alot like Gossip Girl for younger kids except Gossip Girl is a lot different. Also, On Lisi's website she says there may be a Clique Movie Coming in May 2008.
My little sister is obsessed with The Clique Series, She already pre-ordered Bratfest At Tiffany's.
by coachgirl6495 January 14, 2008
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cunty serve

Pam: Oh my god did you see Julia and Alex today?

Jan: Yeah, they’re such a cunty serve!
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Chicago Soft Serve

A game where you shit in a cone in a circular motion to simulate soft serve ice cream. You then freeze it. Then your partner eats the shit as fast as they can without getting a brain-freeze.
Dude wanna try this new game ? You shit in a cone and eat it! It is called Chicago Soft serve.
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Con-serve-ative

A con-serve-ative is Someone who is conned into serving a supposed representative who serves not their interests, but those of the corporations that employ them and market to them.

Anyone who votes Republican but is not old, rich, white AND a man is voting against their best interests, as the policies of that party are usually bad for the young, poor, minorities, and women.

A lot of lower and middle class laborers, mostly white and Christian, vote Republican because that party shares their racist, sexist, judgmental, war-mongering views. They fail to see that the Democrats look out more for the education, welfare, health care, environment, employment, and working conditions that affect them as much as they do their more liberal fellow Americans.

Republican voters are more likely to be con-serve-atives than Democratic voters because the Republicans do more than the Democrats in terms of deregulating industry to allow jobs to be taken from Americans to save money with third world slave labor, starting wars to invade and occupy countries to kill people for oil to support monopolies, and finding ways to make it legal for the rich to extract more from the poor with higher prices for goods and services for customers, and less jobs, lower wages, and less benefits for employees, all to allow executives, shareholders, and paid-off politicians to get richer faster every year.
Joe: Even though I make less than $50,000 a year as a plumber, and don't have a stock portfolio, I vote Republican, 'cause them fellers keep us safe from terrorists, keep them blacks from getting uppety, keep the women folk in line, protect the babies, save us from socialism, and don't waste money on silly things we don't need, like air, water, plants, animals, and health care for workers.

Dick: Joe, you're a con-serve-ative! Just because you think that someday your small business will become a profitable corporation doesn't mean that now, as a working man, you should vote for people who put profit above life.
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Will the Cubs Ever Win A World Series?

Johnny: Dad, can I have a car?
Dad: Will the Cubs Ever Win A World Series?
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First Come First Serve

First-come, first-served (FCFS) – sometimes first-in, first-served and first-come, first choice – whereby the requests of customers or clients are attended to in the order that they arrived, without other biases or preferences.
There's some nice cake over there, first come first serve!
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Cock Master 5000 series

Mythical computer system, specified when the exact hardware requirements are not known. Sounds like something that IBM might produce.
It'll run OK on a Cock Master 5000 series.
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