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seven year old sephora kid

skibidi toilet? wats that? we've moved on to trashing sephora and maxing out our mommys credit card on drunk elephant, retinol (we dont know what wrinkles are but we wanna prevent them anyway :)), and dior lipgloss 🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑
cleour: what the john- a prepubescent infant just bought 21 pounds of overpriced skincare 😭😭
billy: thats what we call a seven year old sephora kid dude
by sucks to suck 🤑 February 21, 2024
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sephora kid

A girl between the age of 8-12. She most of the time has a Stanley and makes fun of the people who don’t. She goes to Sephora and buys drunk elephant. Most importantly she wrecks everything in sight by making “skincare smoothies” and breaking the testers of the makeup.
by Nonbinary chicken February 22, 2024
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sephora kid

a little shit of ages between 7 and 12 who destoys testers and screams drunk elephant everytime they see one of their products, usually in groups of 5 or 6, they also have deadbeat parents, are a subspecies of gen alpha
Sephora kid: oh my gahd theres a sephora we have to stoppp
dude A : what is that?
Dude B: a sephora kid they only want skincare and shit
by Spilled tea stain March 1, 2024
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Sephora

A place where 9-12 year olds ruin skincare and testers and yell at workers and scream when they cannot get something
9 year old: MOM take me to Sephora!!
Mom: No samantha last time you broke 49 testers
by Livy the reezy March 19, 2024
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