meat scuffing

The method 'forgetting' the lubrication but going ahead and trying to force anal sex anyway.

"I wanna give my bird anal tonight but we are out of lube, guess I'm going to be meat scuffing again"

by Laguna1970 July 27, 2008

Scuffed to fuck

Either very excited or very angry.

"Mr. Gomez, I'm scuffed to fuck about this physics grade."

by The Grim Reaper's Secretary August 24, 2017

Scuffed

An innovative new product

"Hi Corey what do you think of the new match centre?"
"Its so amazing its scuffed!"

by macdammmmmmmmm June 20, 2019

Scuffed Helmet

A woman with a great body but an ugly face. Refers to American football or ice-hockey equipment.

"Man - nice uniform, but the helmet's scuffed. Damn shame, that scuffed helmet"

by Billy Cruddup July 7, 2006

scuffed my jordans

when someone steps on or gets dirt on your fresh new pair of jordans which usually cost about $150 dollars. This is thought as to being one of the worst things you can do to a black person.

deshawn: "what the fuck dawg you scuffed my jordans!!!"

Billy: "I dont see the problem mister."

deshawn: "don't make me cap you white boy!"

by bro from anuda mo November 30, 2010

scuffed steve jobs

Scuffed Steve Jobs is slang for someone who consumes unhealthy amounts of soy, and likes to kiss other men even more than the typical gay guy.

Guy 1: *kisses person next to him*

Guy 2: Man, you are such a Scuffed Steve Jobs!

by FireSSJ February 16, 2019

Scuffed Bhop Simulator

A phrase used to describe a hidden gem of a game, just like the game the phrase came from.

Person 1: Did you see the new Scuffed Bhop Simulator of a game called Amog Sus?
Person 2: Yeah! It's one of my favorite games of all times.

by Jonie Spoonge March 8, 2021